@HowToBeADad: Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
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@ValeeGrrl: 5yo just abandoned his post as goalie so he could confirm we would be getting Chipotle for dinner. Because he is my child.
@redherringbear: If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself.
@HeatherAntos: Trump getting elected after Obama was not what they meant by Orange is the New Black