@HowToBeADad: Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
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@better_off_dad: HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!
@daemonic3: My kid asked for help with her report but if I did it for her she won't learn! So I showed how to google, change name, & print on her own.
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.