@PaperWash: Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it "defantely"
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@wolfpupy: [the ghost of christmas future points at my grave] finally im dead [i lay down in the grave] stop kicking me ghost im not learning anything
@Darlainky: Kids today will never know the joy of being selected to go outside to dust the erasers.
@Holy_Mowgli: ROBBER: is this all the cash? CASHIER: yes but would you like to donate $1 to charity ROBBER [tears welling up inside his ski mask]: ok
@Jerrypleasure: Mugger: Everyone is sleeping, follow me silently Me: Okay Also me [holding a clicking pen]: *click click click click*