@ArtConDee: Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*
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@AndrewNadeau0: ME: You know what they say, "Never go to bed hungry." HER: Angry. ME: *Mouth full of nuggets* It's prolly cuz you're hungry.
@lasergirl70: Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning.
@chelliet22: Once I've repeated what I said for the third time, I have to tell my dark family secret: I come from a long line of mumblers.