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@murrman5: can you start monday at 8?
"yes, thank you for the opportunity"
[calls new boss at his home on sunday night]
hello?
"am or pm?"

can you start monday at 8?
“yes, thank you for the opportunity”
[calls new boss at his home on sunday night]
hello?
“am or pm?”

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