@stats_canada: Canadian Tinder users are 56% male, 44% female and 33% holding a fresh trout
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@Dr_powpow: Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation
@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.
@_wangwe: Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
@kelkulus: It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.