@MacAnnabella: Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman.
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@HatfieldAnne: Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story.
@astutenewf: Based on how much my bones and joints pop when I work out, I'm pretty sure I'm 80% rice krispies.
@NervousJr: When my husband gives me shit for taking too long to get ready, I remind him that you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams.
@RamblingMachine: My crush said we can't be together because he's seeing another woman so I asked him to rub his eyes and check if I still look different.