@TheBoydP: Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures...
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@SladeBlue: Forget waterboarding... I'm ready to tell this damn popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth everything it wants to know.
@laurenlapkus: I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's "late enough" to go down my chimney
@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!
@2tickytacky: "I'm going to lay right here in the doorway and give people a dumb look as they trip over me."- Damned dog.... Could've been me though.