@ClaytonSykes: Candy Crushers keep inboxing me saying that they need "lives" as if I didn't already know that.
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@JoshontheGo: Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine.
@TheAverageShark: Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim
@iRowlf: Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks.
@weinerdog4life: I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude