@JoshontheGo: Sorry, I can't take your call right now, I'm all tied up. -submissive's answering machine.

@TheAverageShark: Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim

@iRowlf: Prank Idea: Toss some red laundry in the ocean and turn the great white sharks into the great pink sharks.

@weinerdog4life: I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never, oh you knocked me down again, you are being very rude

@Brianhopecomedy: Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising.