@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people
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@Rollinintheseat: Lois Lane: "Clark, have you given any thought to contact lenses?" Clark Kent: *starts sweating nervously*
@HughGoesThere: Indiana Jones: I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments. Rick from Pawn Stars: I’ll give you 25 bucks.
@novicefather: I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up.