@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people
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@dreamthievin: I like to imagine Supreme Court is just like regular court but with tomatoes and sour cream.
@KKAlThani: I wouldn't take a bullet for you but I'd definitely push someone in front of you to take it for you. Same thing.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...