@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people
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@Gooooats: *standing by the turntables at the club* Her: are you the dj? Me: wha?... Oh, no, I was hoping this was a crepe station
@seanforhire: i noticed you didn't put interpretive dance on your gift registry but i went ahead and got it for you anyways
@Douchekevin: Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years.