@Zombieionism: Cannibals are so full of themselves and other people
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@jdforshort: I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage
@tricycle_champ: ME: Man, I really should get glasses. I'm blind as a-- BAT NEXT TO ME: blind as a what ME: um BAT: as a what ME: BAT: say it
@pplwtching: Knowing when to keep opinions to yourself is a skill... That I do not possess, apparently.