@weinerdog4life: Can't afford a cat? Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question
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@Reverend_Scott: I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie.
@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
@leslid79: I wear my heart on my sleeve because if I wore it on my chest, it'd just get mustard stains on it.