@weinerdog4life: Can't afford a cat? Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question
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@WeissBrandon: My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist
@dulcetry: One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me.
@Cali_Kid_Mike: Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means "Doing the Facebook". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now.
@SondraDeeMe: *Learns sign language to keep arguing with boyfriend while giving the silent treatment*