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@Izianikapani: "Do people really become like their pets?" I wonder, absentmindedly raising a leg above my head and staring into space.
@AimeeHelene1: Me: Do you want anything from Chipotle?
CW: Yeah....just surprise me.
Me: *comes back with no food*
@krishna_van: Sorry, I'm in a hurry, lets talk while we walk... You go that way.
@Brentweets: "Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"
"I stayed in"
@Diversion50: My Grandfathers dying words to me were, "Are you still holding the ladder?".