@SoulYodeler: She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff.
@SteveKoehler22: Blonde in laundromat asks to have
a sweater cleaned.
Attendant : "Come again ?"
( not hearing )
Blonde: "Nope, Just mustard this time"
@SocialExtortion: Hey, not too bad
I know mom
I know mom
I know mom
I know mom
I know mom
I know mom
I know mom
I love you too
Ok, bye
-phone convos with mom
@david8hughes: [steps off treadmill]
"Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--"
"Shall I call an ambulance?"
"Please."
@_b1p0larbear: Daughter 7 catches spiders, puts them in jars to make them fight, then releases the victor.
I don't know whether to be impressed or scared.
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