@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
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@mlkef: Every time I see a white work van, I beat the driver unconscious, and check in the back. Sooner or later I'll be a hero.
@myles_morrison: I start every argument off with "first of all..." like I'm really going to school them, but my second point is always just name calling.
@UGotMeRight: The wife convinced me into taking her to Hawaii if she lost 20 pounds. You'd be surprised how many M&M's someone can swallow in their sleep.