@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
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@Mikecanrant: *puts baby marshmallows on a porcupine* There you go little guy. Now you're bouncy.
@ADDiane: Don't let people tell you that you can't give up. You totally can. I do it all the time.
@: *robbing a bank* 6-year-old: dad, take that stocking off. There's only about 80 cents in this piggy bank.