@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
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@Tmoney68: Autocorrect changed "stranger" to "strangler" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that.
@Statistar30: Sorry boss... You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both.
@Jake_Vig: INTERVIEWER: According to your resume, you like to "move it move it." ME: That's correct. I: It goes on like for... 30 pages. M: And?
@michaelianblack: Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels.