@aedison: Can't believe I'm still writing "-oslovakian" on all my Czechs.
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@bathflyer: A ponytail so tight I look 5 years younger and everyone thinks I've been smiling all day.
@HeyZeus666: Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard.
@baeblacksheep: I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends.