@michaeldyllan: Can't believe New Zealand are introducing a new flag just as I finished memorising the old one.
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@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'
@Phantasmagoriax: If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone.
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...