@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
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@marcmack: My son called me 'Marc' I said "That's a little presumptuous. Call me Dad" He replied "Now who's being presumptuous?"
@frogshack: [Walking thru a dark alley late at night] Thug: This is an arm robbery! Me: Don't u mean "armed" robbery? Thug: *takes out chainsaw* Nope
@skullmandible: when I played the Sims if a sim got hungry/tired I'd just delete them and replace them with a copy who was content so maybe no kids for me
@JermHimselfish: It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store.