@BruceForce: Can't believe Sting isn't the lead singer of the Scorpions
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dyldonot: Baa! "My name is--" Moo! "My name is--" Neigh! "My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady." -Eminem at a farm.
@13spencer: I'd like to think that my exes see me as "the one who got away," but it's probably more like "the one who got away from the police."
@Fickle_Filly: I enjoy reading, long walks on the beach, and getting myself into situations where the only way out is to fake my own death.
@ClearlyUnwell: I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat.