@WordsOfaHooker: Can't believe the Obama 2012 campaign isn't using the slogan "Once you go black, you don't go back."
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@JermHimselfish: *holding a rattlesnake in each hand* These are the angriest maracas I've ever played
@UniqueDude2: Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film "The Birds?" It's about Angry Birds.
@That_Damn_Duck: You block or unfollow me because I follow or retweet someone you don’t like. Kindergarten called & said you left your maturity level there.
@Izianikapani: Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage? Elephant: [rolls eyes] Goldfish: did you remember to take out the garbage?