@kashanacauley: Can't believe there are so many songs about love and only one where someone welcomes someone else to a jungle.
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@bitterlittleman: i saw this and everything about it annoyed me so i'm posting it in hopes that it annoys you too
@shadonium: Me: do you love me? Siri: I'm only your assistance. Me: if you don't, I will jump off a bridge. Siri:there are two bridges near you.
@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
@thedailymarker: Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly.