@Underchilde: Can’t believe tomorrow is Take Your Alcohol to Work Day.
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@_Kim_Jongun: I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team.
@TheRolo: I tried watching Inception with Twitter on. I still don't know what Juno was doing in their dreams.
@FredPirollo: "Sir can I ask you why you're smoking TWO huge cops?" Blunt, i'm *turns to camera* Doing this tweet wrong *Blunt just stares in confusion*