@Underchilde: Can’t believe tomorrow is Take Your Alcohol to Work Day.
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@JediGigi: Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots.
@Bagyants: Her: How do you get girls? Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works? Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
@dmc1138: Apparently this dude at the mall was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad, dude. My bad.