@joshcomers: Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter.
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@Jamie1947: You can call me a "simpleton" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure
@Goofpoops: If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid...
@jan_rtr: My kid is singing "Mac-n-cheese" to the tune of "Stand by Me." You guys just tried it, didn't you?