@joshcomers: Can't find my belt so I'll just need to get fatter.
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@ebruenig: Gandalf: It is in men that we must place our hope Elrond: Have you seen their tweets
@maebemarbles: *grandma climbs into time machine* *shuts the door behind her* MOM NANA IS STUCK IN THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK AGAIN
@BackrowSeats: Log Entry 21: it's been 3 weeks & we're still lost in this Macy's. We were forced to eat Amy. Polo ties are now 40% off.