@hmmmmmnope: Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
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@Lazer_Cat_: *spits out mouthful of peacock feathers* I'm sorry, I thought these were for just anyone to eat. *gets escorted from zoo*
@TheBeerGuy73: Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time.
@IamEnidColeslaw: Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't.