@hmmmmmnope: Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
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@Johngcole: Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this... People: Wow, you were right. Scientist: Now about climate change People: Shut up egghead
@BakwasRadio: Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him.