@hmmmmmnope: Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly.
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@sixfootcandy: Him: Let's get you out of that dress. Me: Be careful Him: Why? Me: If you tug at my Spanx hard enough, I'll pop open like a can of biscuits.
@squirrel74wkgn: Crap, I hate good-bye kisses. I think that I may have used too much tongue with my mother-in-law.
@torrami: Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.