@hunz74: Can't quit smoking? Wear mittens all the time.
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@DepecheALAmode: I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it's a lot cooler than aggressively untying a friendship bracelet.
@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.
@SondraDeeMe: If by high maintenance you mean she looks like a stoned janitor, then yeah, she's high maintenance.