@garrettbarry70: Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar.
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@Adam14: Hey, people who don't properly re-seal your half empty bags of potato chips... what's it like eating spider eggs?
@SatansTongue: Aw look he's about to say his first words! "Say dada!" *baby opens mouth* Here it comes! *airhorn noise*
@TheBoydP: Show me someone who says "once you try black you never go back" and I'll show you someone who's never had an overripe banana.