@garrettbarry70: Can't sleep knowing there's a Toblerone in the mini bar.
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@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!
@_ElvishPresley_: me: ever been sued for enamel cruelty? dentist: how are you talking out your nose
@cambuslad: Wife just shouted to me to get my big chopper out .After the panic subsided, I realised she meant we were out of firewood for the stove.