@galiamango: Can't speak for all women but generally I'll just keep nagging until you agree with me, sometimes even after that. You know, for sport.
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@ericONEderful: If you are going to call the cops every time you spot me in your bushes I don't think this relationship is going to work.
@KaysNH: Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still.
@squirrel74wkgn: *walks in at 3am* Wife: OMG, what happened? Me: I was attacked. [front door 5hrs later] Neighbor: What happened to our inflatable Santa?
@fro_vo: asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it’s her floss