@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.
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@novicefather: Past employers have described me as "selfish, egotistic, condescending, the physical manifestation of capitalism, and a true sweetheart."
@ramblinma: Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point.
@KalvinMacleod: DOG BOSS: ur fired ME: wait, is there any way you'll reconsider? DOG BOSS: no ME: u want to go for a ride in the car DOG BOSS: *tilts head*
@Heldinchains: You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts