@RobinMcCauley: Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.
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@Violent2Dope304: Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
@Robinbuble: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a guy, on the side of the highway reciting the alphabet backwards and trying to walk a straight line.
@huntigula: Guy: Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that.