@kennyflorian: Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake.
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@bulls_horns: 25% of twitter users are on medication for mental illness, which means 75% are running around untreated.
@GarryShandling: If you're head of the CIA and can't hide an extramarital affair it means it can't be done. Case closed, fellas.
@heatherlarson77: Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't.