@ReneeHooray: Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic.
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@dietredbull: it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill
@NicestHippo: Mr. Jones, did you or did you not have an affair with the victim, Diana? "No!" Oh really. And what's your first name? "Indiana" [jury gasps]
@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.