@ReneeHooray: Can't wait for it to get dark earlier so I can pick my nose in traffic.
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@Tmoney68: I find it most unfair that the dentist in this neighborhood hands out toothbrushes for Halloween but the pharmacist doesn't hand out drugs.
@hippieswordfish: In the future when cats rule the world, the currency will be Cuteness and i will be a poor and lonely man
@briangaar: "Congratulations, the baby's got green overalls!" Peach sobs. Mario flies into a rage.
@NoogsCorner: Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne.