@omgthatspunny: Can't wait to get my first kiss this Christmas under the missile toe 😘😂
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@iwearaonesie: wife: We really need to start teaching 9 some manners me: *shoving an entire Pop-Tart in my mouth and spitting crumbs everywhere* I agree
@YourKyness: Some guy commented on my all-black outfit today: "So whose funeral is it?" I told him I haven decided yet.
@vanluvz1: Any fountain can be a Fountain of Youth if filled with champagne and you've had 5 glasses.
@tarashoe: religion? um, ha, no. i'm not really into the idea of letting a set of ancient rules dictate my life. plus, pisces aren't usually religious