@jwoodham: Can't wait to say "I haven't seen you since last year!" to everyone I see next week. I'm a very popular person with thousands of friends.
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@JohnLyonTweets: House arrest? Your Honor, if anyone is going to be punished here it should be me. My house has done nothing wrong.
@KeetPotato: with extra mice "rice or mice" mice "we don- are u a snake" yes "we cant deliver to a snake" d'you know how long it took to dial this number