@rolldiggity: Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?
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@MichaelLarrick: Uber is great because it gives me an opportunity to talk down to people that have nicer cars than me.
@shanethevein: I'm starting to think some of you are actually on Facebook. You know we just joke about being Facebook right?
@stevevsninjas: This hasn't helped my bull get any sleep at all. In fact, the closer I get to him with the bulldozer, the more agitated he gets.