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@rolldiggity: Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?
@PeasLarge: if only there was a better name
@FxckManny: Me: Send me pics
Girl: What you wanna see ;)
Girl: What ?
@timdonakowski: "These fries are too crispy" - inventor of the microwave
@sheekaxo: Threw some protein bars in the trash & now the raccoons are bench pressing my neighbors Great Dane in the backyard.
@IamEnidColeslaw: I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move