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@shkeeber: *cape flaps in the wind*

Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K?

Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.

*cape flaps in the wind*

Me: Are you ready to defend freedom for another day, Captain K? 

Mom: Quit blocking the fan and put the cat down.

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