@GibJimson: Capri Sun taught me how to stab with accuracy.
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@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
@ScottLinnen: All I'm saying is, the minute Canada starts refining its maple syrup reserves into weapons-grade Aunt Jemimium, we're all french toast.
@dubiousgenius: Then they came for the bins, and I did not speak out, because I was not a bin man, and they were, and that was their job.