@briangaar: [Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot
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@dragonsorbet: Me: do you like bad boys? Her: no Me: are you sure? Her: [covers her dog's ears] okay yes
@PyrBliss: A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face.
@Tmoney68: I don't know much about fashion. I assume a leotard is an idiot born between July 23 & August 22.