@CandyCrisis: Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game.
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@Marlebean: I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.
@XplodingUnicorn: I made my 4-year-old sit at the table till she finished her lunch It took her 3 hours She was so excited to be done Then I served dinner.
@_ElvishPresley_: me: I'd like one mcdouble please employee: sir, this is a Burger King me: ok one mcdouble please, ur majesty
@TheAlexNevil: 4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom.