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@Browtweaten: Captain: *opens treasure chest* Arrgh! It be just a mirror!

First Mate: Look closely, Cap'n

Captain: *studies* The treasure... is me?

Crew: Happy Birthday, Cap'n!

Captain: *sniff* Yarrr

Captain: *opens treasure chest* Arrgh! It be just a mirror!

First Mate: Look closely, Cap’n

Captain: *studies* The treasure… is me?

Crew: Happy Birthday, Cap’n!

Captain: *sniff* Yarrr

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