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@theroneman: Captain: You’re suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun.
[he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun]
Godammit, u were born to be a cop.

Captain: You’re suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun.
[he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun]
Godammit, u were born to be a cop.

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