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@Tommytoughstuff: Career day:
Hi kids I'm Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?"

Career day:
Hi kids I’m Bills Dad and I work at the local morgue. Who wants to pet a dead body?”

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