@Michabean: Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you.
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@CourtRundell: Dear dinosaur naming people, Parasaurolophus and Elasmosaurus could've been named Frank and Joe. Sincerely, The parents of small children
@LittleHarmonica: Men always say they like strong, smart women until you argue with them. And then they're all like: You talk too much....and I want my Mommy.
@jordan_stratton: Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense.
@ericsshadow: 1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys.