@SCbchbum: Careful, the circular motion you make with your hand to tell someone to roll down their car window is giving away your age.
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@joejwest: [judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you
@LindseyEllison2: If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.
@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
@ohthatbadger: They agreed upon 'almond milk' when the original name – flavoured nut water – was rejected by test audiences, for whatever reason…