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@Reverend_Scott: Carl: Gonna be a hot one today.

Me: Tell me something I don't know.

Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions.

Me: Fair enough, Carl.

Carl: Gonna be a hot one today.

Me: Tell me something I don’t know.

Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions.

Me: Fair enough, Carl.

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