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@Reverend_Scott: Carl: "It's chilly out."

Me: "Tell me something I don't know."

"Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials."

"Fair enough, Carl."

Carl: “It’s chilly out.”

Me: “Tell me something I don’t know.”

“Two dogs were hanged during the Salem witch trials.”

“Fair enough, Carl.”

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