@krisv_723: Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes.
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@matsmoustache: You walk into my bedroom... I'm laying naked with a platter of nachos on my chest. You get punched while trying to take some of my nachos.
@LoriLuvsShoes: I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now.