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@swiftenhaal: Carp we hit an iceberg!
What am I herring? This scampi true!
Whale I squid you not
Oh cod I can't die
Waterboat me? You're so shellfish

Fin

Carp we hit an iceberg!
What am I herring? This scampi true!
Whale I squid you not
Oh cod I can’t die
Waterboat me? You’re so shellfish

Fin

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