@Robinbuble: Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket
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@shanethevein: Women have all the answers to all your questions.nnnAnd you don't even have to ask.
@iwearaonesie: *smoke detector chirps* me*takes battery out* *chirp* me*cuts wires* *chirp* me*smashes it with a hammer* *chirp* wife:We have more than one
@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.