@Robinbuble: Carpenter ants are bullshit, I left a whole box of ikea furniture here, all they did was carry off my watermelon and steal a picnic basket
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@Parentpains: If by loves to travel you mean secretly following you every where you go from a safe distance then yes I love to travel.
@jackiembouvier: I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again.
@lawblob: if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever
@MondayPajamas: My new phone has fingerprint recognition security technology and now I can't open my phone unless I'm eating fried chicken