@Tmoney68: Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times.
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@Token_Geezer: A vegan, an atheist and a reformed ex-smoker walk into a bar. Everyone else in the bar leaves.
@Sarcasticsapien: When I ask someone out and they say no I get uncomfortable and just start clapping and saying "Good answer" like people on Family Feud.
@Swishergirl24: I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot.