@Tmoney68: Carrot raisin salad. When you want to eat something horrible, 3 times.
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@OfficialMizGin: I put a message in an empty wine bottle and threw it in the ocean. It said, “Please refill and return to sender.” Now I wait.
@Storminika: The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.
@a_olivia4212: We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.