@MaraWritesStuff: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
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@DonQuickoats: I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go
@GoldenSpirals: Ask a man if he's critiquing your work... Men Who Are Dating say: No, & compliment you. Single Men say: Yes Married Men: Try to hide
@HeyZeus666: Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother.
@ddrwg: [Riding a saddled turtle] BATTLE TORTOISE, GOOOO!! [turtle just goes normal speed for turtles] Aww man.