@MaraWritesStuff: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
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@moneybreton: Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken
@JaneBadall: My twittercide will be like the final scene in BraveHeart but a doughnut will fall from my hand in slowmo instead of an embroidered hanky.
@riesypiecey: Interviewer: How would you describe yourself? Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.