@shawnries: Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode.
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@painted_eel: *whispers to old lady at Starbucks* one time they ran out of coffee here and we ate a baby
@1_swarthy_dude: You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince.
@Kyle_Lippert: A smart Halloween costume would be an angel costume because if you died, you could just sneak your way into heaven & be like "I'm back yall"
@BillyYvonne: Two eggs, some bacon, and a piece of toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, hey! We don't serve breakfast here. #Tellyourworstjoke