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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Carson: No it wasn't a friend it was a close family member. And I didn't stab her I froze her heart.

"Sir, that's the plot of Frozen."

Carson: No it wasn’t a friend it was a close family member. And I didn’t stab her I froze her heart. 

“Sir, that’s the plot of Frozen.”

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