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@LaziestCanine: Cashier: find everything okay?
Me: yes
[comes back 5 hours later]
Me: [through the tears] i lied, i've been trying to find Kony since 2012

Cashier: find everything okay?
Me: yes
[comes back 5 hours later]
Me: [through the tears] i lied, i’ve been trying to find Kony since 2012

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